Friday, August 18, 2017

DEEP BREATHS





YESTERDAY...





After kissing Princepessa goodbye---mmmmWAH!      (you never know,    y know?
   he went for a ride through coriders, hallways, to the O.R.....                                                                                 

                                              





 Deep breaths

Just take some deep breaths for me...

Frrreaking out on that operating table... 7 or  8 folks all busy each doing somthing different it seemed,The temp in there felt
like a walk in cooler. CCCCcccolddddddd!
 The surgeon they call THE SHARK  getting ready to freeze a section and cut away a piece of him he had lived with his whole life.Yeah, it was a 4x4 inch  section
of bone, it was inside, he had never met it. but still, it belonged to him...BUT the bone was totally destroyed......


eaten away by a clump malignant plasma cells, all with the same face!!!!! Clones. A CLONE WAR right there in his upper arm. and pelvis...and scull...and shoulder blade. Lot of clones!!!!!!!!


We need  Jedi knights!!!!     Call Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi !!!!    


Call DELTA SQUAD !!!!!!!!


Anway,  back to earth, back to this operating room,where he was hoisted

onto this hard little table with a little rubber Donut for his head and pillows for under his legs.....like four feet off the floor...it was l a long way down...                                                                                   There were four nurses all trying to make him comfortable at the same time- how are your legs like this?? The anesthesiology resident trying to jam this cushy mask over his face trying to jam it tight to make a tight seal...    her doing that put him in a complete panic mode. The Mask smelled like the gas used for his eye surgery when he was 12-yrs old --  back in the seventies- I believe back then it was halothane or ether or even chloroform but

they all smell the same like brake fluid or dry cleaning fluid Auggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!.



      He finally said Cant she just knock me out now-PLEASE- put

me to sleep now I'm starting to feel -PANICKY- I can't swallow throat's too dry-STOPPPPP!!!!

       -- right then-----somebody ----JAMMED---- the corner of a wet washcloth into his mouth

and he calmed down a bit. At least they were listening to him... another nurse suddenly slathered his lips with a very slimy lip balm...----felt like that geletin that you see on a canned ham.CANNED HAM LIPS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......and he HATES greezy lips. Just ask Princepessa!!

      Then the anesthesiology attending- which is someone who has completed their residency- (although this was nothing like the TV show Grey's Anatomy. he and Princepessa used to wach it on netflix no one in there looked like Yang or George or especially Mc) put the mask back on and said okay here we go take some deep breaths fill your

lungs with oxygen we're going to give you some medicine in your IV you're going to feel a burning

sensation over your whole body and then you're going to wake up after your nap yikes  , it WAS a tingling BURRRRRRNINNNNNGGGGG sensation. YOwwWwwww going dowwwwwwwwnnnnnnnuhhhhhh----------------------------------------------------------------------------------                                             

then, just                     nothing.

                                                           



















---------------------------------------------------Are you having any pain, Mr Aragon...                                                                      -----------------------------------Mr Aragon says   is ISit done?--------------

yes sir , its  done
Mr Aragon says "ill give you a hundred bucks for a drink of water."





AS FAR AS I KNOW........HE'S STILL WAITING.



                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

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