Sunday, July 30, 2017

You're a mean one, Lola...

Right around a year ago found me and the rest of

my friends in here fighting a war over control of
Notbillybob. Let me explain. I am the liver. Notbillybob is a man named Bobby.

I call him Notbillybob. Lester Diamond was a tumor in our ribcage. He is

gone now. Now there are two more tumors. One

pelvic tumor called Lucy (in the sky with

diamonds)who had a needle biopsy

last summer. You may recall the previous post called "Eenie meanie miney moe"...







Anyway,Last week Notbillybob tripped over the

garden hose.






He landed without falling BUT there

was a loud *pop*. Then screaming and howling in

pain . Meet  Lola. She is a plasmacytoma myloma) located in the upper

left arm...also known as a "transverse fracture

across the proximal humeral metadiaphyseal

junction". Whoo hoo!!! IS THAT A MOUTHFUL OR WHAT

?!?!?!? META-DIA-FI-SEEL WHAAA??? All that is to

say that the arm bone is BUSTED. Big time. Look away now if you're squeemish.
















Damn

bone cancer. Surgery is next on the agenda. Some

pretty scary words were uttered Friday in the

Ortho clinic at the UCHSC Anschutz medical center. (University of Colorado hospital) Words like "bone cement", and steel rods, screws, "lytic lesions"...out of network, not covered... you need to pay cash for your MRI...


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! UP AND DOWN WE GOES, WHERE THIS ROLLER COASTER STOPS NOBODY KNOWS!!

damn wild ride! 

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