Friday, November 5, 2010

Full x-ray inventory of the skeleton and a rib biopsy

Next up: there will be full x-ray inventory of the skeleton and a rib biopsy.

The plot thickens. There is a suspicious lesion on the liver. There is a suspicious hideous looking lytic lesion on the left anterolateral seventh rib, which feels like a hot nail being driven in to the hilt. This rivals the notorious bone chip in the jaw bone, hunting season 2002, after a deep root cleaning by the worlds most nazi-like dentist ( who shall remain nameless). It is certain that the hygenist broke the rim of the molar and the fragment stayed down in there between the jaw and the gums until it worked it's way out of the bottom of the gumline a month later, after many dreams about being Steve Buscemi in "Fargo"...

"They froozhen shot me!!"
Now the recurring dream is of Wade Gustafson, saying to Carl Showalter "No money, no Jean!"..."No money, no Jean!"...and then he shot Carl Showalter (Steve Bucemi) in the face after Carl shoots him in the left anterolateral seventh rib....

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