my friends in here fighting a war over control of
Notbillybob. Let me explain. I am the liver. Notbillybob is a man named Bobby.
I call him Notbillybob. Lester Diamond was a tumor in our ribcage. He is
gone now. Now there are two more tumors. One
pelvic tumor called Lucy (in the sky with
diamonds)who had a needle biopsy
last summer. You may recall the previous post called "Eenie meanie miney moe"...
Anyway,Last week Notbillybob tripped over the
garden hose.
He landed without falling BUT there
was a loud *pop*. Then screaming and howling in
pain . Meet Lola. She is a plasmacytoma myloma) located in the upper
left arm...also known as a "transverse fracture
across the proximal humeral metadiaphyseal
junction". Whoo hoo!!! IS THAT A MOUTHFUL OR WHAT
?!?!?!? META-DIA-FI-SEEL WHAAA??? All that is to
say that the arm bone is BUSTED. Big time. Look away now if you're squeemish.
Damn
bone cancer. Surgery is next on the agenda. Some
pretty scary words were uttered Friday in the
Ortho clinic at the UCHSC Anschutz medical center. (University of Colorado hospital) Words like "bone cement", and steel rods, screws, "lytic lesions"...out of network, not covered... you need to pay cash for your MRI...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! UP AND DOWN WE GOES, WHERE THIS ROLLER COASTER STOPS NOBODY KNOWS!!
damn wild ride!